Captain Gaydar It's Time To Wind Your Clock Again letra

What came first the chicken or the moron?
I'd say the moron potty trained or not.

I wipe your ass you scratch my back

Go ahead and continue to
think about your genitalia
but before you speak, before you think,
Hemorrhoid is a two lane highway

americana memorabilia
-homophobic hillbilly hieroglyphics
ready the probe and ready the stove
at the Branding center my cheesbro'

Plus or minus three percent points
(variance of ignorant humans)
but I'd have to say that there are
many more in retro sewage

I wipe your ass you scratch my back

The Locust - Letras

• Alas, Here Come The Hypochondriacs To Wait With You In The Lobby
• All Your Own Way
• An Extra Piece of Dead Meat
• Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better
• Aotkpta
• Ass Gravity
• Backbones of Jack Asses
• Book Of Bot
• Brand New Set of Teeth
• Bring Your 65 Italian Carbine
• Can We Get Another Nail In The Coffin Of Culture Theft?
• Captain Gaydar It's Time To Wind Your Clock Again
• Cattle Mutilation
• Consenting Abscess
• Dog Without a Collar (Run Over Red Rover)
• Earwax Halo Manufactured For The Champion In All Of Us
• Emancipation Fuckers
• File Under 'Soft Core Seizures'
• Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality
• Folie
• Full Frontal Obscurity
• Futile Agreement
• Get Off The Cross The Wood Is Needed
• Gluing Carpet To Your Genitals Does Not Make You A Cantaloupe
• God Wants Us All To Work In Factories
• Hairspray Suppository
• Hairy Mouth
• Half-Eaten Sausage Would You Like To See You In His Office, The
• Halfway to a Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude to a Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony Yea Whatever)
• Helios
• High-Maintenance Libido, Bring the Whole Family
• Hot Tubs Full Of Brand New Fuel
• How To Become A Virgin
• How to Build a Pessimistic Lie Detector
• I Am The Murderer
• Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy
• Inbred America
• Just Like You
• Keep Off The Tracks
• Kill Roger Hedgecock
• Late For A Double Date With A Oile Of Atoms In The Water Closet
• Listen, The Mighty Ear Is Here
• Live From The Russian Compound
• Moth-Eaten Deer Head
• Movement Across The Membrane
• New Tongue Sweepstakes
• Nice Tranquil Thumb in Mouth
• Normal Run of the Muck (Compensation for Conversation)
• On The Horizon
• One Manometer Away From Mutually Assured Relocation
• One Way Or Another
• Oscillating Eyes
• Personal History
• Pickup Truck Full Of Forty Minutes
• Practiced Hatred
• Priest With The Sexually Transmitted Diseases, Get Out Of My Bed
• Psst! Is That A Halfie In Your Pants?
• Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ear
• Recyclable Body Fluids In Human Form
• Red
• Scavenger, Invader
• Sever The Toe
• Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia
• Skin Graft at Seventy-Five Miles an Hour
• Slum Service (Served On The Sly)
• Solar Panel Asses
• Some Love Will Remain Unsaid
• Spitting In The Faces of Fools As A Source Of Nutrition
• Straight from the Horses Mouth
• Stucco Obelisiks Labelled as Trees
• Teenage Mustache
• The Girl With The Fairytale Dream
• The Perils of Believing in Round Squares
• The Unwilling...Led By The Unqualified...Doing The Unnecessary...For The Ungrateful
• This Is Radio Surgery
• Touched On Every Side
• Tower Of Mammal
• Turning Your Merchandise Into A Ripped Wall Of Mini-Abs
• Twenty-three Full-Time Cowboys
• Twenty-Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions Of Grandeur
• We Have Reached An Official Verdict: Nobody Gives A Shit
• Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
• Wet Dream War Machine
• Wet-Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case
• Who Wants A Dose Of The Clap?
• Who's Handling The Population Paste?
• You Don't Respect My Love
• Your Mantel Disguised As A Psychic Sasquatch
• Your Selfish Ways