Teenage Mustache letra

Want to stay young?
Well abort now
Otherwise you're going to make
A great dead cop
Bet you think you are going to change color
Standing there on all four feet
Getting licked like a lollipop

The Locust - Letras

• Alas, Here Come The Hypochondriacs To Wait With You In The Lobby
• All Your Own Way
• An Extra Piece of Dead Meat
• Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better
• Aotkpta
• Ass Gravity
• Backbones of Jack Asses
• Book Of Bot
• Brand New Set of Teeth
• Bring Your 65 Italian Carbine
• Can We Get Another Nail In The Coffin Of Culture Theft?
• Captain Gaydar It's Time To Wind Your Clock Again
• Cattle Mutilation
• Consenting Abscess
• Dog Without a Collar (Run Over Red Rover)
• Earwax Halo Manufactured For The Champion In All Of Us
• Emancipation Fuckers
• File Under 'Soft Core Seizures'
• Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality
• Folie
• Full Frontal Obscurity
• Futile Agreement
• Get Off The Cross The Wood Is Needed
• Gluing Carpet To Your Genitals Does Not Make You A Cantaloupe
• God Wants Us All To Work In Factories
• Hairspray Suppository
• Hairy Mouth
• Half-Eaten Sausage Would You Like To See You In His Office, The
• Halfway to a Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude to a Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony Yea Whatever)
• Helios
• High-Maintenance Libido, Bring the Whole Family
• Hot Tubs Full Of Brand New Fuel
• How To Become A Virgin
• How to Build a Pessimistic Lie Detector
• I Am The Murderer
• Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy
• Inbred America
• Just Like You
• Keep Off The Tracks
• Kill Roger Hedgecock
• Late For A Double Date With A Oile Of Atoms In The Water Closet
• Listen, The Mighty Ear Is Here
• Live From The Russian Compound
• Moth-Eaten Deer Head
• Movement Across The Membrane
• New Tongue Sweepstakes
• Nice Tranquil Thumb in Mouth
• Normal Run of the Muck (Compensation for Conversation)
• On The Horizon
• One Manometer Away From Mutually Assured Relocation
• One Way Or Another
• Oscillating Eyes
• Personal History
• Pickup Truck Full Of Forty Minutes
• Practiced Hatred
• Priest With The Sexually Transmitted Diseases, Get Out Of My Bed
• Psst! Is That A Halfie In Your Pants?
• Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ear
• Recyclable Body Fluids In Human Form
• Red
• Scavenger, Invader
• Sever The Toe
• Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia
• Skin Graft at Seventy-Five Miles an Hour
• Slum Service (Served On The Sly)
• Solar Panel Asses
• Some Love Will Remain Unsaid
• Spitting In The Faces of Fools As A Source Of Nutrition
• Straight from the Horses Mouth
• Stucco Obelisiks Labelled as Trees
• Teenage Mustache
• The Girl With The Fairytale Dream
• The Perils of Believing in Round Squares
• The Unwilling...Led By The Unqualified...Doing The Unnecessary...For The Ungrateful
• This Is Radio Surgery
• Touched On Every Side
• Tower Of Mammal
• Turning Your Merchandise Into A Ripped Wall Of Mini-Abs
• Twenty-three Full-Time Cowboys
• Twenty-Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions Of Grandeur
• We Have Reached An Official Verdict: Nobody Gives A Shit
• Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
• Wet Dream War Machine
• Wet-Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case
• Who Wants A Dose Of The Clap?
• Who's Handling The Population Paste?
• You Don't Respect My Love
• Your Mantel Disguised As A Psychic Sasquatch
• Your Selfish Ways